The bump machine will help tell you what to think and when to think it. Every two weeks (and/or as needed) a new set of bumps will carry you into a new era of melancholia. If bump machine goes away in six months please preserve your tears in a jar to be used as evidence in a later bump series. To promote your event on the bump machine just get in touch with us on Myspace.com or Facebook. Feedback is appreciated.
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